Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.

lol that was a good one, i got some blonde jokes too

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

Two blondes decide to play a game of chess.
One asks the other:

- What, do you have the rules in your head?
- Why? Are you a nosebleed?

This is 4 people who go on a wagon train, were:
a fat, a beautiful blonde, a Madrid and Catalan.
Soon the train passes under a tunnel, and hear ...
plasss ... The train leaves the tunnel and the fat lady thinks, is that the Catalan loved him touch up the blonde and this was a given a slap.
The blonde thinks this is that Catalan has tried to put me hand and a fat wrong and given him a slap.
The Madrid thinks that that Catalan was wished to lay its hands on the blonde ... and the blonde has given me the slap to me.
And think Catalan:
See if we pass under a tunnel pa meterle another slap to Madrid ...

A blind man walks into a 'bar girls' by mistake. He manages to get to the bar and asks for a drink, and after spending some time sitting on the stool shouts to the bartender:

- Hey, you, you would like to hear a good blonde joke?

Immediately is total silence in the bar and with a serious, deep and raspy voice, the woman who is sitting next to him says:

- Before you tell that joke, sir, and in consideration of his physical handicap prevents him from seeing, I think it is fair to warn you five little things: - The waitress is blonde. The doorman of the bar is a blond woman. What I measure six feet tall, weighing 80 kilos, I'm a black belt in karate and I have blond hair. That to me is that this woman weightlifter and a blonde, and that the lady who is sitting across from you is a professional wrestler and is also blonde. And now you know why, think carefully.

Do you really still want to tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a few seconds, shakes his head and replies:

- Nah ... Then do not tell .... step of having to explain it five times!

Q: hey look thery, a dead bird.
A: where? (she looks upside in the sky)

not really a good one

Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

Damn bird joke,its chinese joke?

Romulus1970 wrote:Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.

This is hilarious. And I think God I'm not a blonde. lol.

alfrenri wrote:A blind man walks into a 'bar girls' by mistake. He manages to get to the bar and asks for a drink, and after spending some time sitting on the stool shouts to the bartender:

- Hey, you, you would like to hear a good blonde joke?

Immediately is total silence in the bar and with a serious, deep and raspy voice, the woman who is sitting next to him says:

- Before you tell that joke, sir, and in consideration of his physical handicap prevents him from seeing, I think it is fair to warn you five little things: - The waitress is blonde. The doorman of the bar is a blond woman. What I measure six feet tall, weighing 80 kilos, I'm a black belt in karate and I have blond hair. That to me is that this woman weightlifter and a blonde, and that the lady who is sitting across from you is a professional wrestler and is also blonde. And now you know why, think carefully.

Do you really still want to tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a few seconds, shakes his head and replies:

- Nah ... Then do not tell .... step of having to explain it five times!

haahahahaha !!! nice one

For that blondes do not talk while making love?
Because their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.


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That means a blonde for "safe sex"?
Close the car door